it's not easy being cheesy

Dear Cheetos Brand Cheese Flavored Snacks,

I have a new slogan for Chester Cheetah. First of all, he'll get a totally updated hip-hop cool look for the 2000's. And then he'll zoom into frame on a surfboard riding a wave of cheese, look directly at the camera and say, "Stop throwing your fucking single serving Cheeto bags all over the ground in San Diego, bitches! Peace out!" And then he'll surf away. Right after that there will be a voice over that says, "Seriously, kids. If you don't stop with the littering Chester Cheetah is going to show up at your house in the middle of the night and eat your ugly little faces off."

Thanks for your consideration, Cheetos!

Love always, from me